Are your gifts just for Christmas?

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Absolutely not. Although that's an easy mistake to make and as my name suggests

you'd think I only work for one month of the year. Mrs Clause certainly thinks the same!

But the truth is we will be here to support your bad ideas all year around.

For Christmas Days, For Birthdays and for Every kind of days.

 

What kind of gifts do you sell?

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Oh, the good stuff.... and by "good" I mean the kind of presents you'll have to explain later.

We specialise in cheeky, naughty, and downright awkward gifts.

Perfect for that friend who needs a little extra.​

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Can I return my gift if it's too inappropriate?​

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First of all, why would you want to return that? Second, we're all about bad decisions, so no, returns are a bit like bad tattoos - final. But hey, gift-giving's about risk, right?

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Do you ship nationally?

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Absolutely. We'll send your bad decision to wherever you are - whether it's across the street or on the other side of the UK. But don't blame us if it shows up wrapped in glitter and regret. 

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What if my gift doesn't arrive in time?

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If your gift doesn't arrive in time, congratulations! You've successfully made the holidays even more awkward for someone. But seriously, we ship faster than a reindeer on caffeine, so unless you're ordering

last minute, it'll get there just in time to ruin someone's day.